here's anotha one!: UPDATED!

see now, I gotta take my earrings off.

SATURDAY UPDATE:
So yesterday, I get a new note on my car!! oh bitch, someone done REALLY lost their mind!!

I told Drew what happened and he said, "well why don't you just park where you're supposed to?"
BITCH! CAUSE NO-ONE PARKS WHERE I AM NOW!
"Yeah well, it's not your spot whether someone parks there or not"
SHUT YOUR WHITE ASS UP!

See, that's the difference between blacks and white. White people are always worried about the wrong thing, all in stuff that don't pertain to them! With black people, as long as its not hurting anyone (see: me) I ain't got NOTHIN to do with it!

It all started when I didn't want to get my hair wet AS I bring groceries in from the car. Now its exploded to me bout to get buck wild. Can I tell you how I (again) drove all over creation with raggedy envelope on car?

And when I got home, you already knew I parked in 159 but to top it off, I BLEW MY HORN SEVERAL TIMES, HOLLERED OUT THE WINDOW, "HONEY, I'M HOME!" and WAVED to my roomie who was sitting on the stairs. She looked at me like, "you crazy, ghetto bitch... you are my mtherfcuking dog!" Best believe we sat on the stairs waiting for someone to come out and say something...

the guy who makes small talk with us came out and went to work. We ki-ki-ed it with him and he reluctantly went on his way. Don't think its him.

The guy I call Nick at Nite (watches tv alllllll day and nite) came home from the vet with his kids' 8 week dachund puppy named 'Sugarbritches'. Oh yeah, he was smelling like straight liquor and damn near tossed the puppy into my arms slurring, "hol her, i gotta get my keys" Umm, okay stranger! He's definitely off the list, he doesn't give a fcuk about anything besides his tv and 'drank'

Now the weirdo who wears sweat, shades, and dress socks came out... non speaking ass locked his door to take out the garbage (dumpster is about 50 yards away). Kitty and I peeped where he lived and I *pointing to my eye* think its him. He lives right in front and can see who comes and goes. OHHHHHHH speaking of who comes and goes...!!

Before we even sat down to "people watch", we figured out who lives where and basically tried to figure out who'd leave another note on my car!! How bout we went to E3, the alleged owners of parking space 159. Knocking, knocking, knocking; Just as I thought, no-one there. We have NEVER seen anyone coming or going from that apartment; no matter what time of day or night it is, the door doesn't open, the lights don't come on, the parking space remains empty. OOOOOOH BITCH, I'M TYPING A NOTE FOR NOSY NEIGHBOR!

I almost want to start a dialogue...I'll write back, "Is this YOUR spot?" or "Does anyone live in E3?" or "Are you minding YOUR business?" and see what happens. Maybe not. Just a typed note:

Dear Concerned Tenant of 1009.
Please refrain from leaving unofficial notices on my car. I do not like the harassment. I park in a space that is unoccupied (and has been unoccupied for the past year) by a so called tenant of E3. I do appreciate your vigilance of our lot and I will definitely nominate you for president of our neighborhood watch.

For the 1st part, click here
Part 2, here