I'm still upset I missed a day in NaBloPoMo... if you know anything about me, you know I dwell. And yes, I know there is no point in dwelling but let me wallow in self-pity...
*wallowing*
I'm not finished but I will get myself together to post something.
So I last posted on Wednesday. And it was about my hair. As you may have read from my twits, I got a flatiron on Saturday. Drew was here and I put him to work. Would you believe me if I told you that boy flatiron-ed the ish out of my hair? He is a self-proclaimed "black hair care specialist"
*LMAO*
His favorite products? Du-Grow shampoo, Olive Oil moisturizer, boar-bristle hair brushes and B&B super-grow hair grease (he uses all but the grease). and a couple of weeks ago, he sure 'nuff did make a hair appointment for me and asked the lady, "what relaxers do you use? Yeah, she uses Mizani or Keracare."
Yessss! Way to pay attention!!
I have taught him how to oil my scalp but the baby is still learning how to part hair. baby steps.
But back to the flat-iron... why didn't I have one of theses already?? OMG, the texture of my hair is so much smoother that it has ever been right after I wash & dry it myself!!! LOVE.IT.
Operation Na-Na Campbell (hair down the back) is sooooo in effect!
5 returned the favor:
ROTFL @ "black hair care specialist" Drew. Hilarity. Dude. There was this white man on "Good Hair" who was for real the king of black hair! Had it LAAAAAID! And you know he was in ATL! LOLOLOL
The only women's haircare I know is taking out braids. That was enough for me to know to stay out of a black woman's head. LOL
You didn't have a flat iron....At all? ummm....madam! I'm so glad your manspecialist is doing it up. Hilarious that he knows your products...the real question is will he step foot in a salon? Just wondering.
The little diva never owned a flat iron because she always had her hair done! Do yourself a favor - Get rid of it and keep going to the shop. I would love for someone else to do my hair faithfully every two weeks (if I could afford it) - you deserve the personal time and pampering.
Drewsky did offer to give me a relaxer so more power to him! I give the man props - Ain't nobody gonna get his Queen - LOL!!!
Jam- it all started when he took my micros out...
I believe you on that white man "laying it down"!!! They must approach it differently; like its a science project!
Rashan- see you Mr. Blackman, you already know the deal and now you won't help a sistah!!! LOLOLOL
Just don't say anything to Drew!
Dani- yeah, I don't know how I miss the flat iron memo... my whole hair life could be different!!!
He's been in a JCPenny salon... I don't think he'll venture into a "real" salon!
Anitra-LMAO!!! you know me so well!! That's why I barely know how to use a curling iron now!!
I would LOOOOOVE to get my hair done every 10 days but yeah, that's a big chunk of change :-(
Yo! After you left, he asked if he could relax my hair!!!! All with the, "it can't be that hard"!!!!
LOLOLOL! You're not there yet, boo!!
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