an update

so Dreezy and i were at the playground with a homie and her son on New Year's Eve. I'm fussing cause apparently in Miami, iguanas run rampant and there were a couple of them at the park. No ma'am. made me start itching just thinking that a reptile might be sitting on the slide with me.
i'm smiling on the outside...


and speaking of itching, i was trying hard not to part with all my lip glosses when Dreezy was reading the ingredients of the pomegranate jar to me. he mentioned castor oil and i jumped.

"Castor oil?! CASTOR OIL?! Are you serious? OMG, I am soooo allergic to castor oil!! I mean, I only break out in HIVES when castor oil touches my skin! How do I know? Everytime my mom would oil my scalp with something containing castor oil, its like I rolled in an red ant pile while wearing a poison ivy onesie dried with poison sumac dryer sheets!! DAAAAAAAAMN! how come all this time, I didn't know? damn you GAP."

I sighed as i threw it away. that's an era of Stace gone with 2006. y'all, i had a MAKE-UP bag full of JUST LIP GLOSS! between bath and body works, victoria's secret, the GAP, Sally's, bonnie bell, lipsmackers, sephora, etc...



i think he thinks he's a model. LMAO! Derek Zoolander better watch out! This was before we headed out to South Beach where like last year, I spent the first moments of the New Year in the car looking for parking... i got in at 6 this morning!


apparently, the rest of us missed the BYOM (bring your own mask) memo. this was at a house -excuse me- condo party in one of the Isles in Dade County.