this weekend, i ate a 14oz hamburger. so ready for the cheeseburger cheeseburger 16oz challange! BRING ON THE BEEF!!!
I asked Dreezy (a vegetarian) if he found it disgusting/unattractive that i polished off a big ass hamburger in the same time he finished a modest mahi-mahi sandwich and fries and his charming ass said "hell naw! my girl is a champion!".
I fail to believe there's anything sexy about a 106lb pounder demolishing 1lb of food (inlcuding the bun, lettuce, tomato, onion, and condiments) IN ADDITION TO some fries. The sad thing is I wasn't even that hungry.
I think i'm kinda embarassed abt my appetite b/c his is so small and whenever we cook, we make the same size potions for eachother. not cool when he's a grown ass 250+ man and... i'm not.
so that was sunday afternoon. saturday night, we went with another couple to this BOMB japanese restaurant. btwn the 4 of us, $135 on sushi and drinks (ONLY 2). dreezy and i ate abt $35 worth. yeah. paul and lena are in the process of moving and hadn't eaten since thursday so..... they ordered whatever sounded good. 
that's soft-shell crab tempura in her mouth.
so that was saturday night; technically sunday morning. saturday evening, when i got there, there was garlic basil rice, coconut breaded-pan fried orange ruffy fish, and pita bread... YUM-O!! soooo glad the boy can cook! not just cook, but LOVE to cook!
sunday morning, i tried to make biscuits, scrambled eggs and veggie sausage but... i SWEAR there is a curse on me when it comes to biscuits!! so i've given up on making them from scratch but even the pilsbury joints that POP out of a tube come out bad. so we went to dunkin donuts (walking distance from his crib) where i tore up some powdered and cinnamons joints and drank the hell out some berry punch we got at publix next door. oh yeah, and cause i was under the weather, i guzzled OJ by the gallon. nothing like a sniveling, sneezing, chick eating her heart out all weekend. what? starve a fever, and feed a cold right?
don't you think i'm sexy?
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
i'm HUNGRY!
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LOL that was so funny. I think its real sexy.. :) and that pic of you guys is TOO adorable.
ew!!! i'm so f-ing disgusted by all your eating!!!! let me tell you this "I fail to believe there's anything sexy about a 106lb pounder demolishing 1lb of food" that's cuz there ain't!! yo ass is nasty!! and i'm lmao! hilarious. i thought it was feed a fever, starve a cold. yo... andy is kinda sexy on the low. get it bitch! hahahahaha
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan i wish kyle could cook so bad i can taste it. sigh. he made me brekky one day and i loved it. it took about an hour for bacon eggs and toast, but it was delicious and he's so sweet for doing it.
please stop trying to bake. that is not your forte. like rachael ray. give it up. it is not attractive to keep trying over and over and fckin it up wastin all that food. just buy it. it is pitiful that you mess up pilsbury. we are happy you know how to cook. just be still.
and last but most importantly WHAT the fck are you wearing w/yo fly ass!?!?!?!? love it!!!
Toni- do you really?? i feel so gross when i finish all my food and i'm reaching for his sushi!
Jameil- (said like cher from 'clueless') uhhhh!! as if!!! i know its gross! i don't need no adamant co-signers! sheesh! why i gotta be nasty son?
that is so presh that Kyle made brekky! no matter how long it took, i'm sure it was DEE-LISH!
yo, like for real, soooooo good on baking. i can't do it and this pillsbury joint sealed the deal with me. i was mad then embarassed. not a good look either way.
yeahhhhhhh! you see that red, black, and green LRG track jacket! it has a giant tree on the back that looks like the VH1 soul tree! lol
Lmao! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*deep breath* hahahahahahahaha Stace girl you are crazy. I love food. Unlike you, I can't eat like I want and keep away from being obese, but food is vitally important to happiness. And any man that can love you eating is worth keeping. And did I mention that you two are the cutest things since ever?
Oh wow maam. I can barely crack a junior whopper. And I got 30lbs on you! Hey, as long as its not unhealthy, its all good.
You two are so bedorable! I'm glad he's a vegetarian with good taste. No celery and pb for him. And how is he so big? On veggies?
"what? starve a fever, and feed a cold right?"
Ummm, I don't think that's quite right, lol. Imma hafta ask my momma abotu that saying.
More food for the little people, yes, all about grown man portions!!!
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