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Friday, March 06, 2009

Lessons in Life

Lesson 1

Shot 1: Baby Stace and Stan the Mini Man happily sharing a bowl of green grapes

Shot 2: Stace making a face cause she just realized Stan is eating more than her

Shot 3: Stace yelling at Stan whose mouth and cheeks are full of green grapes

Shot 4: Stace slapping Stan's hand as he reaches for MORE grapes despite stuffed face

Shot 5: Stan looking at Stace like, "Yeah?"

Shot 6: Stan 5 finger slap/mush in Stace's face, smushing grapes in left cheek

Shot 7: Stace WAILING at Dad who is steady taking pics while Stan happily eats green grapes


I think I was 3 and Stan was 1.5 when I learned not to hit a guy unless I want to take the chance of getting hit back by a guy.

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Lesson 2

Junior or senior year in highschool, this chick was all in dude's face. Coming out of the band room, all I saw and heard was; laughing at, ridiculing, neck rolling, I think a finger in his face, maybe a mush...

Suddenly, you heard, whoosh

DeVille just shoved Jina in the shrubs! Wait! Is she still talking ish?! With one platform flip-flop on the pavement and the other dangling off her foot?! Legs all spread eagle with the Aaliyah skirt* on!? How are you going to be pulling woodchips out your hair while talking about what you're going to do once you get up?! DeVille decided to finish. I think he got a couple shots in before dudes pulled him off of her. All you heard was, "Ay man! you 'ont fight girls! What's wrong with you?!" DeVille wasn't even fazed. He kind of fixed his oversized izod and prepared for the escorting to the office.

I PROMISE you, that cemented the lesson I learned when I was 3. Never hit a guy unless you're prepared to be hit back like one.

My parents raised us, "If someone hits you, hit them back. Hit them harder so they know not to do it again"

How many of you know people that were raised similarly? Maybe the 'fighting talk' you got was, "Never hit your siblings" and that was it.

Who knows what was going through CB's head on Feb 8. I wonder what sparked such rage from a 19 y.o. boy. He went into 'beast mode', y'all. All the details are out and all I can do is pray for Ri Ri who (thru her lawyer) asked the judge to NOT prohibit contact with her boyfriend.

2 returned the favor:

the joy said...

I grew up with mad boy cousins, and we used to wrestle but they'd never just outwardly hit me. Its ridiculous to think someone who chose to "love" you would say the things he did, let alone do the things he did. Even if for some reason I decided to hit Kesi out of anger he would hold me before he hit me back. This whole thing is a mess and I hope they get their shit together.

Jameil said...

that police report is ridiculous and appalling. you don't bite and choke and slap and punch somebody for any reason let alone for asking you about a text message. and how do you want contact with someone who acts like that? i suspect it's also not the first time.