tell me how you really feel

"you're skinny; you have no ass, no titties, bad skin, and unnatural hair... but i'm still checking for you."






um...




wha?




did that just happen??



what part of the game is this?!


*flips thru relationship manual* OHHHHH! This is the part where the man derides the woman into submission. by alerting her to what he sees as her flaws, she will say, "oh, you ARE still checking for me. come here, your martyr."


Except there is no such thing as a relationship manual.  and that's how it will NEVER go down in my book.


Yeah, ole boy told me that.
he came out his face.
he talked out the side of his neck.

he's been ridiculous since the beginning but for some weird reason, I thought he'd grow out of it.  nope. i finally asked him why TF is he still calling, texting, e-mailing me if i do nothing but get on his nerves and he sent me an e-mail, chock full of reasons why he hates that he loves me.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

1. i've been "skinny" since he's known me
2. my hair has been relaxed since i was 5
3. my A cups fit me perfectly
4. and i do have a booty. it just hides in sweats (lol).

why he brought all this up in a toilet bowl of diarrhea he called an e-mail, the world may never know.


but, i would be lying if i told you there wasn't an subatomic particle ounce of care in what he said.  because it came from his crazy mouth, i pretty much dismissed it as just that, crazy talk.  but because it came out of a black man's mouth, i thought about it in the time it takes to blink twice. then it came back to me and now i'm writing about it.

is this really how we feel about Stace?